Jedi Mind Fuck is one of the newest psilocybe cubensis mushrooms and has origins similar to the legendary Golden Teacher. Found on an unassuming pile of shit in the wilds of Georgia by mycologist ‘Myco Joe,’ it was clear from the beginning that these were massive spore producers with huge caps and thick stems. So he took a print, perfected the genetics, and now here we are with this lovely and potent strain.

The Force is strong with this strain – and by Force, we mean active alkaloids that will cut through your ego like a lightsaber. Perhaps you’ll become pure light, or maybe you’re the type to give into the darkness. Anything can happen – set and setting, baby – take these two things seriously, and you are very unlikely to have any bad trips.

The Jedi Mind Fuck strain is characterized by its otherworldly appearance, featuring vibrant, golden-hued caps with a slightly uplifted center and robust, sturdy stems. This variety is known for its vigorous growth and abundant fruiting, producing medium to large-sized mushrooms that evoke the awe and wonder of the cosmos. The Jedi Mind Fuck strain is recognized for its potency, delivering a thought-provoking and introspective journey that invites psychonauts to explore the far reaches of their consciousness and the boundless expanse of the human imagination.

What are the effects of the Jedi Mind Fuck mushrooms?

Dark, light, it’s all one, man – that’s the truth. We love the saying, ‘Anything that is not God does not exist.’ Relax; we don’t mean the Christian God that will set you on fire forever because you didn’t whisper to yourself that you love his son (who he killed for you). We’re talking about the Great Spirit, Nirvana, the Void, the Universe, or whatever you choose to call it. Hell, maybe you’re an atheist, and that’s cool too.

Jedi Mind Fuck is a cubensis, which means it has the good stuff – psilocybin, psilocin, baeocystin, norbaeocystin, aeruginascin – but who can say how much? That depends on many variables. May the Force be with you. [More of a Trekkie? F*ck you; Star Wars is awesome too. Don’t be a fanboy.]

Jedi Mind Fuck – Specifications

The Jedi Mind Fuck mushroom strain is a relatively new cubensis variety, and although there is not much known about its exact place of origin, we do know that it appeared in the early 2000s. The name of this strain, being a reference to the popular Star Wars franchise, reminds those who imbibe of the Jedi who could enforce telepathic deceit on others, aptly called Jedi Mind tricks.

The spores of Jedi Mind Fuck are dark purple, so much so that they can appear black. This strain is widely agreed to be best for experienced mycologists, microscopists, and researchers because JMF has several unique features.

It is a fast colonizer that, when mature, produces large caps and thick stems, and when damaged or bruised, produces a dark blue coloration indicating its high levels of potency, which is part of the reason why this strain is so popular for research. 

Star Wars, Jedi, and Psilocybe Mushrooms Aren’t So Different After All

One could find striking parallels between Hinduism (as well as Buddhism) and Jedi ethics; the Jedi emphasize compassion, mindfulness, and non-attachment – you could call this the light side of the Force. The Jedi believe fear is the root of all suffering, as it leads to anger, hate, and perpetual personal suffering. 

They warn that succumbing to negative emotions can lead one to fall into patterns of aggression, hatred, rage, and bitterness. We’re not trying to say that your embittered coworker is a Sith Lord; more, we are hinting at the possibility of magic mushrooms having the power to help such individuals return to the Light.

Magic mushrooms could be the Jedi of our life here on Earth, serving as powerful guardians of justice and order while gently encouraging humans to cultivate their intuition, personal growth, self-discipline, and spirituality through the magic known as ‘tripping.’ 

According to official Star Wars lore, the Jedi mission is to ‘use their power to keep the ogvernments of all planets in line, so they don’t perform terrible acts.’ Very apropos, considering the current battle to decriminalize and/or legalize the use of psychedelic mushrooms nationwide. A mere ten years ago, if you told someone we were on the brink of having access to legal psilocybin, they would certainly feel like you were trying to do a Jedi Mind Fuck on them.

While Star Wars is fictional, there is a real story of Oscar-winning animator Phil Tippett utilizing psychedelics while working on award-winning films. Known for his contributions to Return of the Jedi, Jurassic Park, and RoboCop, Tippett shared his story of dropping acid while on the job during a shift on the set of Star Wars: Episode VI:  

“I took LSD when I was working on Return of the Jedi. I could communicate with my cat Brian, and Brian took me on a journey. I crawled into a cupboard with Brian and we went to the center of the Earth for like 3,000,000,000 years, and I was in this world of molecules. It was fine; it was very calming. I decided to go back to work, and I was at ILM (Industrial Light and Magic), and I walked into the blue screen stage, and it’s huge – everything’s super illuminated bright blue – and it was just like ‘Aaaah, I took like way too much.’’’

Disclaimer: We make no claims that eating this particular cubensis strain will give you the ability to perform a Jedi Mind Fuck. One last thing, try listening to the music group Jedi Mind Tricks while tripping – the lyrics are gold and will likely provoke some great trains of thought. Happy voyaging!

Disclaimer

We sell premium spore syringes made in sterile laboratory environments containing trillions of spores per syringe, suspended inside a 10cc syringe in pharmaceutical-grade distilled water (for research purposes only). All our syringes are made in a negative-pressure HEPA-filtered clean room. Cultivation of cubensis mushrooms is illegal in the United States of America. Psilocybin mushroom spores are legal in 47 of the 50 states, excluding California, Georgia, and Idaho.